I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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