A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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