Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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