he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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