were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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