I'm lost and stupid without you.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
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tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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