Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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