Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
