just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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