Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
it's like iHOP with fire
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
