all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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