I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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