Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You are a genius and a whore.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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