I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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