My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.