Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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