problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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