we have officially mastered the walk of shame
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Oh god it's open bar.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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