I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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