she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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