If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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