After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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