Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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