normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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