there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
