The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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