I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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