i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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