So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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