I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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