Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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