That's intense
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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