Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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