It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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