sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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