guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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