Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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