the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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