he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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