so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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