Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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