Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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