also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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