There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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