I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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