Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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