If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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