i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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