Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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