it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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