"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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