I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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