It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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