Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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