"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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