never play flip cup with pint glasses
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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